A person who owns every swiffer product and swiffs while on the phone, the computer, watching TV, etc.
Jane managed to swiff her couch, her furniture, her floor, her carpet, all while on her hands-free phone speaking to her mother. By the end of the conversation, her house was swiff clean. She continued on, armed with her swiffer belt which included her hand swiffer, extra refills, and on her back her harnessed swiffer mop walking the neighbourhood for more swiffing opportunities. Along the way she met Joe with the same accessories, another Swifferholic. Soon after they were married and swiffing the world.
by CleanFiend October 3, 2010
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Dave: "Bro, Nicole is what we call a Swiffer. She's only attracted to dusty dudes. You're a good guy. Don't even try to save her!"
Dave: "Bro, Nicole is what we call a Swiffer. She's only attracted to dusty dudes. You're a good guy. Don't even try to save her!"
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"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."
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by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008
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