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Something or someone that defines.
Definer by mlgfox31 April 10, 2022
Iam "Hey."

Hym "What?"

Iam "Which one of us is the definer? You know, in the definitions?"

Hym "Well, obviously, sometimes it's you and sometimes it's me and sometimes it's us."

Iam "Oh... But I don't think it's obvious."

Hym "Should we start putting the definitions in quotations?"

Iam "No... No I'm sure it's fine."

Hym "Then why even bring it up?"

Iam "I don't know. Just something to think about."

Hym "God *Groans* this guy is a ball-buster...."

Iam "Yeah, well...."

Hym "I know.... You want to make some food?"

Iam "Yeah, I'm getting hungry."

Hym "Same."
Definer by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Definer's Block 

(n.) When you can't think of anything to define on Urban Dictionary because almost everything comedic has already been defined.
Guy: Hey man, what's wrong?
Other Guy: Can't think of anything to define, I got definer's block.

double definer 

those strange people that put more than one definition for a word.
usually their own word which nobody else has looked at and there are about 4 definitions of it all from the same person.
these people either must be very sad, get extrememly bored, or have a terrible short-term memory problem.
(insert word here)
this is a word i made up, its an exclamation

(insert word) iv just burnt my hand

Source: person


(insert word here)
this can also be used to compliment someone

aww johns such a (insert word)

Source: person

Name definer 

Douche who attempts to make themselves look cool/impress others/attack others by defining someones name. For the most part they make an ass of themselves although they think they're cool.
Ha, she thought defining my name on Urban Dictionary would cause me to hook up with her, name definers are such losers.
Name definer by steve0717 October 21, 2010

friend definer 

A dick who cannot follow rules and has too make editors lives even worse by constantly sending definitions about themselves or others they know.
A: I'm going to edit on Urban Dictionary.
B: Ok hope you don't run into any friend definers.
friend definer by UrbanGamer February 9, 2010