John: "What's up with Nicole? Every time she posts something on Instagram, it's about some dude that doesn't treat her right. Should I go talk to her?"
Dave: "Bro, Nicole is what we call a Swiffer. She's only attracted to dusty dudes. You're a good guy. Don't even try to save her!"
Dave: "Bro, Nicole is what we call a Swiffer. She's only attracted to dusty dudes. You're a good guy. Don't even try to save her!"
by Zoukelas August 21, 2019
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