Shuttlefucking

1. Repeatedly moving from computer, to laptop, to computer, with disk in hand, because your company is too cheap to do anything wirelessly. And too stupid to address the compatibility issues between laptops and desktops.

Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.

2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.

1. "Why isn't that expense report uploaded yet?"

"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."

2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."

by HerrM October 1, 2009

Spit Shuttle

The unintended launch of expectorant in the midst of conversing.

Oh, dude...sorry 'bout the Spit Shuttle!

Dude! you just hit me with a Spit Shuttle!

by mantrum December 3, 2009

Space Shuttle

An Airplane-like orbiter that orbited earth in the 1980s through about 2011. The first space shuttle was launched in 1983. The shuttle launched from a humungous fuel tank in the middle, followed by two boosters on the side. The space shuttle program, as many consider, was a massive waste of money. since the fuel tanks and boosters were not reusable, new boosters and fuel tanks had to be built for EVERY SINGLE LAUNCH. this, understandably, cost a ton of money out of Nasa's pockets. The last space shuttle that was ever launched was Atlantis in 2011. To add insult to injury, two space shuttles in history have exploded, killing crew members. Challenger in 1986, and Columbia in 2003.
The shuttle was launched from the John F. Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Florida. The space shuttle went into space, the side boosters detached, the fuel tank detached, and the actual space shuttle released a satellite into space. the space shuttle came back down and landed in California, then was taken back to florida on a modified Boeing-747.

Person 1: hey man, did you see that space shuttle launch on tv yesterday?

Person 2: yea it was awesome

by Latenightcoffee October 16, 2020

Subtle Ugly

Posing in a picture with the intention of looking ugly while also looking like you're trying to pose glamorously.

Nick decided he didn't care much about the picture he was posing for and decided to go subtle ugly for it.

by FacAss August 25, 2009

scuttlebutt

Word on the street/rumor

Well the scuttlebutt around here is that you banged a whore for your first time.

by Mike September 25, 2005

Subtle Knuck

When you knuck your boy on the d/l all slow and subtle during the process of some jive ass shit goes down. So they don't be creepin on you.

(When a stank ass hoe bends over and you and your boy can see her stinkstar or her cootjoot) ::the subtle knuck::

by B0xcutter November 15, 2006

Settle Up

"Settle Up" is a term commonly used in nightclubs and bars that a patron and/or server uses to indicate that it's time for payment.

This is not to be confused with the term pay up, but it is similar to pay out and tab out.

Hey Bill, I'm gonna settle up with you after I have one more beer.

by Giskard August 10, 2004