sunjob

An act of putting your flaccid penis in a microwave on the highest setting

I never knew what it'd be like to get a sun job, so I tried it!

Stev said to Moonlights, "I gave myself an epic sunjob today! Felt hella trippy!"

by MoonlightsTheMoonjob January 8, 2018

surio

sure

hey dinner at 6?
surio

by morgancountyschools February 18, 2018

Surround

The interior of a car. Usually a S.L.A.B. that has been customized with leather and woodgrain interior.

I'm gonna top drop today so the gals can see my surround.

by Darkness_5600 May 6, 2009

sujood

sexy mf

he is so sujood

by sujood April 11, 2017

surhoff

DC Metro slang/codeword for a blow job or fellatio. Refers to longtime Orioles Left Fielder B.J. Surhoff.

Mary was a technivirgin who doled out surhoffs like there was no tomorrow.

by DC Paulie January 2, 2009

Surround Sound

1. A facetious term used in relation to a grand national knob jockey or more specifically a collection said jockeys.
2. When in the company of a grate bunch a lads one can say they are surrounded by soundness.

1. Hank: Your man is Rale Sound ha Harry?
Harry: Ah sthop he's Surround Sound.

2. Hank: There's a grate bunch a lads in here, eh?
Harry: Ara shtop would ya Hankeen, tis Surround Sound.

by Horsebox February 23, 2007

Suromiate

To defy the fact of non-existance. also see suromious

That unicorn is suromiating...

by Evan Thayer November 16, 2004