I put it on her hot surface
by Caliphate August 09, 2022
The act of lying underneath a coffee table naked and masturbating whilst a girl squats and shits above you on to the glass.
by Andrew Barnes April 02, 2022
The act of touching or gently rubbing a females’s asshole in a non-penetrative manner during penetrative vaginal sex. Common variants include rubbing the asshole with your thumb during doggystyle or with your middle finger when she’s grinding on top. Spit or other light lubrication is recommended as it is often considered a gateway drug to penetrative anal activities.
After a few months of surfacing, Brie was eager to graduate to shallowing or to even dare taking his cock fully in her ass.
by Sleepless in Madrid July 21, 2024
The group decided that flash mobs were too overdone, so they performed a surface creep across the cafeteria floor and tables.
by soilscienceguy December 01, 2017
Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.
"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."
by firepitt September 29, 2022
A person who starts off talking about a subject that they lead you to believe they are well-versed but when probing questions are asked, they change the subject.
Oh brother...don't get Bob talking about what opportunities there are in investment banking. He instantly turns into the Surface Talker.
by Sarcastic K October 02, 2014
by DumDumDugan December 22, 2016