Suit Licker
Suit Licker by panda narwhal July 25, 2020
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suit thinking
When upper management (the type of person who wears a suit to work) makes bad decisions or stupid decisions that only makes sense to other people in upper management.
Employee One: some of this stuff doesn't make sense, they send requisitions through two departments to get procurements for a third. What kind of thinking is that?
Employee two: That's suit thinking
Employee two: That's suit thinking
suit thinking by Regular Guy 0009 August 30, 2023
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Suit whisperer
Suit whisperer by Purpstar615 December 10, 2023
Track Suit Puma Daddy
A hot, in shape Daddy, that smells good, and wears an obsessive amount of puma track suits. Usually Italian in heritage, and makes a living fucking hot younger girls brains out, all day every day. Sometimes the track suit jacket is used to choke one of the lucky ladies he is smashing out.
1. OMG, did you hear what that Track Suit Puma Daddy did to Ani, and her roomate? Sign me up Daddy!
2. Yes daddy yessssssssss, choke me with your puma track suit daddy.........omg omg omg omg......im cumming again......
2. Yes daddy yessssssssss, choke me with your puma track suit daddy.........omg omg omg omg......im cumming again......
Track Suit Puma Daddy by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019
Union Suit
Union Suit - one-piece long underwear,
Usually red in color but others are available such as navy blue,white,black,
Green,pink,Ivory or gray .
Created in Utica, New York circa 1860s
Usually made from wool or flannel , cotton
And polyester blend in current times.
It is called the union suit Because the top and bottom were united as a one-piece
A unification of long sleeve and pant legs underwear Ment to be worn in cold weather for long weeks at a time.
Usually red in color but others are available such as navy blue,white,black,
Green,pink,Ivory or gray .
Created in Utica, New York circa 1860s
Usually made from wool or flannel , cotton
And polyester blend in current times.
It is called the union suit Because the top and bottom were united as a one-piece
A unification of long sleeve and pant legs underwear Ment to be worn in cold weather for long weeks at a time.
Timmy : Hey do you guys sell those old timey red long underwear that cowboys and prospectors use to wear, or you see like
In the old skool cartoons ?
Store Clerk : ah yes you mean the Union Suit would you like me to measure you up
With have some in the back ?
Timmy : hell no ! That old fashioned obsolete crap farmers wore , they are considered comical relief and with the rear flap is also associated with toilet humor,
I'd rather get a separate 2 peice like a mordern day man where I could mix and match em as well as easier to take off
If I gotta take a shit or a piss with all those
Buttons .
In the old skool cartoons ?
Store Clerk : ah yes you mean the Union Suit would you like me to measure you up
With have some in the back ?
Timmy : hell no ! That old fashioned obsolete crap farmers wore , they are considered comical relief and with the rear flap is also associated with toilet humor,
I'd rather get a separate 2 peice like a mordern day man where I could mix and match em as well as easier to take off
If I gotta take a shit or a piss with all those
Buttons .
Union Suit by Blu_leef December 28, 2022
Wisconsin Business Suit
Wisconsin Business Suit
The business attire of your typical fat ass Wisconsinite.
The Wisconsin Business Suit is usually made up of Dockers pants, a golf polo (typically Under Armour or Nike), a brown or black belt, which may or may not match the Kohls Department Store purchased lace up dress shoes. A cell phone attached to the belt is optional and often considered to be in good taste.
This look is often accentuated with the "Dunlap" or "cheese tank" which is the gut of said fat ass hanging over his belt.
The business attire of your typical fat ass Wisconsinite.
The Wisconsin Business Suit is usually made up of Dockers pants, a golf polo (typically Under Armour or Nike), a brown or black belt, which may or may not match the Kohls Department Store purchased lace up dress shoes. A cell phone attached to the belt is optional and often considered to be in good taste.
This look is often accentuated with the "Dunlap" or "cheese tank" which is the gut of said fat ass hanging over his belt.
Example One:
Wisconsin Man 1: Hey, what are you wearing to the big meeting in West Bend tomorrow?
Wisconsin Man 2: Just got a new Nike polo and a pair of sweet Dockers from Kohls that were 88% off.
Wisconsin Man 1: Dude you always out dress everyone.
Example Two:
Scene - Business Conference In Vegas
Man 1: Jesus Christ, who are all these fat fucks wearing pleated Dockers and polos? God they look like shit.
Man 2: It looks like some fat fucks from the Mid West.
Man 3: Yeah I grew up in Wisconsin. They're rocking the Wisconsin business suit. I'm so ashamed of my heritage. (hangs head in shame)
Man 1: Well if they're half as stupid as they are fat, this should be the easiest sale of my life.
Man 2: For sure. God who the fuck dresses like that?
Man 3: My friends and family.
Wisconsin Man 1: Hey, what are you wearing to the big meeting in West Bend tomorrow?
Wisconsin Man 2: Just got a new Nike polo and a pair of sweet Dockers from Kohls that were 88% off.
Wisconsin Man 1: Dude you always out dress everyone.
Example Two:
Scene - Business Conference In Vegas
Man 1: Jesus Christ, who are all these fat fucks wearing pleated Dockers and polos? God they look like shit.
Man 2: It looks like some fat fucks from the Mid West.
Man 3: Yeah I grew up in Wisconsin. They're rocking the Wisconsin business suit. I'm so ashamed of my heritage. (hangs head in shame)
Man 1: Well if they're half as stupid as they are fat, this should be the easiest sale of my life.
Man 2: For sure. God who the fuck dresses like that?
Man 3: My friends and family.
Wisconsin Business Suit by RickySpanish121 May 7, 2019