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stretchmark park

A zoo or other park frequented by mothers and their children.
Mallory took the kids to stretchmark park to look at all the animals.
by JackSweet72 June 19, 2011
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Boner stretch

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner
" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"
by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016
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stretchberry

Busted blood vessels in the anus of a male or female caused by frequent anal sex.
Evan's hemrhoid problems were proceded by numerous painful stretchberries.
by WordDr. May 23, 2005
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scritchies

1. The gentle scratching, or rubbing with the fingertips, of one's head, back, or similar hard-to-reach area by another person. Scritchies are assumed to be on the head unless otherwise specified.
2. To give scritchies: To scratch someone else in this manner.
3. A scritchie: A specific instance of someone giving somone else scritchies. The singular is rarely used.
1. Scritchies are fun.
2. He tried giving her scritchies to cheer her up.
3. This is turning out to be a very long scritchie.
by Artscrafter April 7, 2005
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stretch your neck

The act of moving your neck in a direction usually to get a better look at something. Also sometimes used as a cheat code in the Google dinosaur game.
Person A: Can you see what going on over there?
Person B: No, but you should stretch your neck and see.
by Sup532 January 2, 2018
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Luna Stretch

A stretch where one (usually a male) lifts his arms up into the air, exposing his navel and often times hairy stomach since it is mostly frequently done by bald Newspaper advisors.
Rocio: I totally just saw your Newspaper teacher's stomach!

Joseph: Duh, it's called a Luna stretch.
by ROWCHEETOS April 9, 2010
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half a stretch away

The distance of onehalf of a city block.
yo,man! we already made half a stretch away tryin' to find those guys! Let's go home!
by William Warney July 7, 2009
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