stoopie

(adj.) synonym for stupid, but spelled wrong ironically to emphasize how stoopie someone is.

*someone does something stoopie*

"wow that was really stoopie... ur so stoopie."

by stoopiehoe January 21, 2019

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back

dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence

man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight

man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

ok dude I get you

by littlejimmie December 17, 2019

deer stomping

A favorite past time of a redneck in possession of a jacked up pickup truck with oversize tires. This is quite simply the act of driving fast down back roads in search of roadkill and re-stomping the hell out the already dead animal. Particularly, deer are prime target as they make the most mess when stomped and hence the terms derivative. Its the human way of aiding in roadkill decomposition.

Hey Carl, lets git some buttweiser and go deer stomping. I'm gonna truck me a dead possum today. Donald stomped a deer yesterday and had an intestine hanging from his mirror.

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

stoopid

Having the quality of being really, really, really, stupid

That movie was so stoopid that it is spelled with two o's.

by Anthony Leong April 29, 2005

Stoping short

slaming the brakes of your car so that u can grab the breast of the women next to u by pretending to stop her from flying forward

I heard Jenny's date was stoping short on her at every stop sign

by supergoose94 March 30, 2009

stooping it

verb - to hang out on ones front steps, porch, or stoop, usually in large quantities, and for long periods of time.

"yo me and chalky were stooping it up at j-dubs"

by jimbotron3 November 11, 2006

baby-stomping boots

A pair of boots that could sufficiently stomp on babies. Usually combat boots.

Danny: I love your Docs!
Nadia: Yeah, these are my baby-stomping boots.

by OlivieWolivie November 27, 2009