Sternlife

Sternlife is always doing and saying dumb shit. You break all homie laws, but get pissed when anybody else tries to break them. You think you know everything even though you're a baby in the game and are always getting schooled.

Hey, come out with us? We have 5 girls and only two guys and the girls said to bring some guys. Nah, I'm tried and I would rather play video games. STERNLIFE

by Teddythekid October 22, 2014

steenhoven

an ingrown hair in your asscrack,
when you wash, wipe, or even shave your asscrack but do not do a good job at it

I haven't been wiping well lately, I can tell because I have about 50 steenhovens!

by De Jonn January 1, 2007

sernandoe

A youtuber who makes thousands of dollars of of scumbaiting ten-year-olds on Youtube.

"Hey guys, Sernandoe just got GTA VI six years ear--"
"Jimmy, I told you before, and I told you again, stop going to scam sites"

by This is a username. November 1, 2017

sternwheeler

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between the buttcheeks, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound. Like a motorboat, except with the butt rather than the breasts.

Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt. It is SO BIG. I'd love to give that thing a sternwheeler.

by BeerMonkey75 August 18, 2017

Sernando

The name given to Spanish Footballers Fernando Torres and Sergio Ramos to celebrate their obvious union of true love and their soulmate status. Often described as a 'One True Pairing' (OTP) in most fan fictions and the most popular football 'bromance' alive today. Sernando is a joining of both players' names.

I can't wait for the Spanish National team call-ups. I need a Sernando fix.

Sernando are so cute together.

by La_Rojaista December 16, 2011

Stearns County Syndrome

Resulting from people never leaving Stearns County, Minnesota. Inbreeding to this severity results in adults teaching biology for way too long to a class full of inbred stearns county children, drinking too much german beer, and dating your first cousin. Common last names include Schramel, Mueller, Schmitz, Schmitt, Gerken, or any other german last name.

Mrs. Bio Teacher: "Okay children, did you know there is a syndrome named after us? Yes, Stearns County Syndrome manifests itself as inbreeding in Stearns County citizens."

by Stearns County Girl October 21, 2011

scernite

A native of the picturesque village of South Cerney in the Cotswolds. Someone who can frequently be found falling out of the Old George or the cllllllurb at kicking out time. Also calls everyone "kiiiiid"

"Bob Dickson was down The Cluuurrb playing skittles on Wednesday, The George playing poker on Thursday and paying thrift down The Oak on Friday"

"Jesus christ kiiiid, he's a proper Scernite that lad"

by Therealbadweather November 28, 2016