Comedian who sings songs about things people don't think about all to often. Like hermaphrodites, men with one testicle, loving a dead body, being superheros, dead puppies, the short curly hair on the soap, grandfather dieing so you can get his inheritance, ugly babys, gynochologists, your dad catching you masterbating and much much more! Visit his website, www.stephenlynch.com!
Lullaby, by Stephen Lynch
Chorus 1:Daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores, Daddy gets wasted and robs liqour stores. Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think thats why your mommy left us... Mommy left us.
Chorus 2:But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer, then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear, Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss. I think thats why your mommy left us.
Chorus 1:Daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores, Daddy gets wasted and robs liqour stores. Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think thats why your mommy left us... Mommy left us.
Chorus 2:But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer, then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear, Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss. I think thats why your mommy left us.
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