STD

A STD is a sexually transmitted disease spread through butt sex.

Ben: Oh man, when I did her last night, I think I got a STD.
Carl: YOU HAD BUTT SEX?!?!?!?!

by ashuhhlee August 10, 2008

std

sexually transmitted disease.
also check sadistic twat delay, and stupidly tardy dick.

Someday you will sue the Government for many reasons, for things like pollution, odd scarring on your body, and std's coincidentally, among many relative issues, in addition to claiming the truer resources of our much more balanced commonwealth. So if somebody has an std, that person is to be compensated by the Government, Titus 1:12 and 1:16 exampling in the bible, states reprobate for any good work, so homework is reflectively nasty until they respect the prepuce and the younger people rights, then when they care to learn geometry in order homework means they are building their homes in direct alignment with prosperity equalling work efficiency, the young people will care to learn when they have an applied science. The higher equation factors 2 timely married virgins have no std's, they remain this way and this is their absolute solution. The absolute higher solution should not be shammed by opposing halfass methods. Advancing young people and everyone's rights does not reflect paying old witch doctors while the young person loses, he can not afford his home and land rights for evolution in due time as slave mice under polluter filthy concrete tar street city mentality..

by Joven March 29, 2007

STD

something the government made up so people wouldnt have sex

I just got injected with and std by the government to I can show up as an example for middle school children

by gjfiewhltgre February 14, 2008

STD

Abbreviation for "shit to do."

When asked to meet for beers, he replied, "Can't. Got STD."

by VaDon August 16, 2009

STD

Something To Do

KiKi: SHE GOT STD!

Joe: What?! Don't be starting rumor about my friend.


KiKi: No I mean she got something to do.

Joe: Oh, moded.

by stripper4money February 10, 2009

STD

STD basically means, well...
Ooops!!!

Dave: Hey man I just fucked Shelley and now I'm gunna get an STD or something!!!

Max: Ooops!!!

by HoRnEySoYbEaN April 19, 2008

STD

If you’re here for the definition of Sexually Transmitted Disease, GO DIE IN A FAT HOLE WITH UR MOM. STD is actually the acronym for Spencer The Druggie. So if you think that’s wrong GO SUCK A POISONOUS EGG!!!

STD is one wit da walz.

by Spencer The Druggie (STD) February 4, 2018