when you have more that 5 facebook statuses in less then 10 minutes. eventually blowing up everyone news feed and resulting in no friends.
dave: STOP BLOWING UP MY NEWS FEED WITH YOU GAY ASS STATUSES!
willy: sorry, i was having a status attack
willy: sorry, i was having a status attack
by runandtellthathomeboy January 13, 2011
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by shanikwa007 May 4, 2009
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When some one has more women than they can handle. Cheats on thier girlfriend/wife for more than one women
by sweatyandready May 2, 2010
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Man 1: Yo, Man 2, you seen that one bitch at the shop?
Man 2: Hell yeah, I'd like to get to pre-ex status with that bitch.
Man 2: Hell yeah, I'd like to get to pre-ex status with that bitch.
by Ditno October 3, 2011
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Me: Hey did you see Tyler's Status
Friend: No, what'd it look like
Me: Some boring affection for his girlfriend that no one wants to see
Friend: Yeah, I wish he'd stop having Status Sex
Friend: No, what'd it look like
Me: Some boring affection for his girlfriend that no one wants to see
Friend: Yeah, I wish he'd stop having Status Sex
by Dbone16 July 23, 2012
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"having used his iphone to update his facebook, jim smiled with statusfaction at his witty statement, which he was sure would receive numerous comments."
by The Pep April 6, 2009
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by mikeyrocks May 6, 2009
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