NEGRO STANDARD TIME

The time zone used by blacks anytime there is a scheduled event their time is always going to be 30 min to an hour after the scheduled start time of the event

a football game starts at 8pm blacks are going to use Negro Standard Time (NST)and be there at 8:30-9:00

by RobertMH January 17, 2008

standard code

A new form of programming, often consisting of code that won't compile even when the programmer is adamant that it is correct.

Upon discovering his code wouldn't compile, he exclaimed ' ... it's standard code! ... '

by A Ginger Ned February 24, 2005

Stanczak

A method of gaining one's attention by squeezing the instep of a persons foot really, really hard.

This was originated in 2004 when more than 4 people were sleeping in a room only for 4. Mr. Stanczak came in to 5 people in the room. He said, "who doesn't belong here?!" When Michael Kleemann did not respond to this inquiry, He got a Stanczak.

Person A: "WHO DOESNT BELONG IN HERE?"
Person B: (does not respond)
Person A: (gives stanczak)
Person B: "yo that friggin hurt. What are you doing, its 4:30 in the god damn morning!"

by Budders August 12, 2006

Stannaz Cut

The Stannaz Cut is the haircut of a Mr Stanners. It can be created by growing ones hair to the amount wanted and not styling however flicking it to the left or right.

hew like pal what gannin on with ya hair
i have a stannaz cut mate ;)

by Stanners23334 July 10, 2010

standard bitch

BMI of 19-22, Jeans, shirt, fluffy boots, oversized brand-name sunglasses. Environmentalist, slightly hipster. 97% of them are blonde (natural or dye). Dislikes rap, rock. Usually at starbucks or holding some coffee. Everyone is a creep to her; except hot studs or rich guys. Frequently uses the phrase "I'm not racist but..." Owns a facebook and twitter account, intentionally posts vacation bikini pics. Won't do anal but has given several blowjobs @coachella. Heavy hashtag user. Usually in groups of other standard bitches. Has at least applied to college. Generous amount of duckfaces in her photos. Only drinks wine or liquors, no beer. Drives a car or SUV, no truck.

Friend: Hey, let's invite that girl to the pool party.
You: Nah, she's a standard bitch. She only hangs out with stuck-up dudes and girls @coachella

by The-Handle July 23, 2014

Black Standard Time

A time frame in which black people arrive incredibly late.

Yo man Jamal was on black standard time last night got to the club hella late

by Iwassomeoneonce July 14, 2019

Mormon Standard Time

Due to the struggle of having countless kids, Mormons run late to most every occasion. It is only acceptable to be late if you are Mormon, otherwise there is no excuse.

The meeting starts at 9:00 but we'll tell Steve that it starts at 8:30 because he runs on Mormon Standard Time.

by Sickle Mode August 22, 2019