squiffle

The combined act of shuffling over and squishing together to make room for someone to sit down.

"If you squiffle a bit I'm sure we can fit four on the sofa."

by Jamedeme July 30, 2008

squff

To fornicate while squatting in a manner that is quick and to the point.

There was very little to hide behind at the campground, so my girlfriend and I squffed behind a smll rock.

by J Man October 3, 2003

squief

a slang term for marijuana

i just got some bomb squief

by america June 13, 2004

Squidface

Any such creature, character, animal, or etc which has a face or snout which splits into multiple pieces or seperates in multiple places in such a way as to resemble the tentacles of a squid. This is often used as a derogatory remark and is offensive in many ways.

Spartan 1: "Hey dude, see that Elite over there?"
Spartan 2: "Yeah, I hate those squidfaced bastards."
Spartan 1: "Tell me about it, fuckers..."

by TheRandomDoctorZed March 8, 2011

squiffy

Something imagined or not real

"I saw a unicorn last night"
"Really? Sounds a bit squiffy to me"

by Prof. Jack Package January 23, 2009

squaffle

A Street version of Ping Pong where four or more players compete for combo points. Usually has two net players per team and 1 back player. Combo's are scored by best tricks and combo's.

Squaffle at Radders house?

by aliw May 23, 2007

Squidfisting

It's when a guy takes a freshly dead squid in his hand in a fist, and then he shoves his fist, while clenching the squishy squid, up a girl's twat.

Oh, man, did you hear that Faith Hill got squidfisted by Tom Cruise? They ate sushi afterwards. Some serious squidfisting!

by drpony September 11, 2012