Little Sperm Whale

Little Shits on the shore

"Little Sperm Whales on the fucking shore"

by YeboyWithAHugeOne July 25, 2016

waste of sperm

Is a person unworthy of life. Sperm is one of the most abundant materials in this world. There is so much through out the world that to be called a waste of sperm is an insult since so much is wasted daily into tissues. Something, anything, someone could have been a better baby or a person compared to the person in question.

"The Blair witch project is the most creative movie ever made"
Shut up julie you waste of sperm.

by The show a.k.a Gio March 5, 2008

Sperm Sharking

When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.

It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.

Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...

by YouTubeWatcher March 25, 2009

sperman

A very cool and sexay person who is half Spanish, half German.

"Sperman PRIDE yo!"

"I'm Sperman. Get your mind out of the gutter! It means half Spanish, half German."

by Albaa x3 September 1, 2008

Spurmp

Who you consider to be you're streamer bias.

Person 1: I'd have to say that Danny is my spurmp.
Person 2: are you kidding!? Arin is my spurmp!

by Shadowclone246 September 8, 2018

Spermatoast

A meal prepared by sreading peanut-butter and jelly on a piece of toast then ejaculating on said toast.

Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.

by Antonio the Tiger March 7, 2010

Sperm bubble

Your hitting it from the back....you put your dick in her ass and nut.She then farts and make a bubble.

anal fuck then nutting in her butt.Then she farts and blows a sperm bubble

by Mandingo Portsmouth 8 November 21, 2010