Phantom Spunker

A man who shoots his load before you even realise he was excited. Can also be called a phantom, and can be used in conversation as phantom spunked.

'He's such a phantom spunker, whenever he see's a pair of tits he shoots his load'

'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi'

'One look at the milf next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''

'As soon as i saw that fit bird i did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up'

by Debradelish January 15, 2010

Skunk Spunker

A male with the rather unfortunate condition of unpleasantly scented "fishy aroma" ejaculation.

"My girlfriend won't blow me anymore" why's that? "she says it's like sucking on a rancid fish" that's cold man that's cold

by WigglingWalrus April 15, 2003

spunketty

Being out going; Energetic, full of high spirit. LOUD

He was very spunketty in the office today.

They are both spunketty after having sex.

by Seven Young September 9, 2013

Spunktuate

What I'm going to do on this final tommorow

I'm going to spunktuate all over this consumer final tommorow.

by themasterweigher December 11, 2010

spunkstress

a girl or woman who is so hot she demands you come just by looking at you

bob fuck me brian do you see that hot chick over there ?

brian er yes can we go now i need to change my pants !

bob spunkstress huh ?

brian yup

by beara shark January 20, 2011

spunkerific

When something is as lovely as jizzing.

I love burgers, they are spunkerific!

by McFaggotshit May 21, 2015

Spunkel

Thy Holy Spunkel, is a nickname for Uncle Gunkel AKA Spunky Gunky AKA Alex

Yoooo, Spunkel told me about what Trinity sent Logan.

by ThyUncleGunkel April 10, 2019