spump

the act of taking a dump and immediately turning around and spewing, or vice-versa

"Hey guy, I feel so spumpy I think I need to spump'

by Jermajesty_Schrute December 19, 2011

spumptious

spumptious (spump shus) ADJECTIVE. To be sexy and delicious. From “scrumptious” and “pump.”

Randy- Damn, that girl gots more curves than Indy 500.

Ron- She's a great fuck, too.

Randy- How would you know?

Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.

Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?

Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.

Randy- Think she'd go out with me?

Ron- Not a chance.

Randy- Why?

Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.

Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

Spumante

noun;(spoo-mont) To dance while pretending to masterbate and throw make believe cum on a close fellow dancer. (as your hand makes a jerking move followed by an opening of the hand as to let it go)

Brady said he's gonna spumante Rebecca tonight during the big weddings dance number.

Howard spumanted George on the dancefloor during the hustle.

by chaz kopchak May 24, 2011

spump

to hump and spank someone simultaneously.

guy#1 why you lookin so rough this morning?

guy#2 last night i spumped 2 hobettes until i threw out my back and my hands were raw.

by boss hogg =√= June 23, 2009

Spuma

A rare creature with redish brown hair and a cunning and beautiful smile/face. Population 1>. The closest species is a liger which is half lion/tiger. Only way to kill during a hunt is with a harpoon gun or a pack of newports (100's ofcourse).

Dude watch the spuma in her natural habitat the cig lounge. Lets go spuma hunting, we got the bait(Newports).

by Mizzle Flizzle July 14, 2009

Dino Spumoni

The act of shoving your thumb up another person rectum in an act of surprise while exclaiming the phrase "DINO SPUMONI!"

So we were all drinking lots of beer at Eastern when I went to bend over to talk to a wasted chick and that guy Alex totally gave me a Dino Spumoni.

by Brian Conway January 21, 2009

Spumnut

Someone who is a total idiot and acts like a drunk.

"See that guy over there, he's a spumnut"

by 32sjdhgu9s874 February 14, 2010