Spursy

Tottenham's consistency fail to live up to expectations, drop points in crucial games that should have been won, and miss stunningly simple chances right in front of goal.

ex. Spurs fans are feeling something new; JOY! Happiness! They are winning, nothing could go wrong... JOINK! And the opposition have equalized, OH! And there's another, this is devastating for the fans. THAT'S SO SPURSY!

by SonOfATottenhamFan December 15, 2016

Spussy

Spongebob's square lil bussy

This Gupi and Fraxiom beat makes me wanna bust open my SPUSSY

by memeuchan November 7, 2020

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

spuddin

When someone is over reacting about something; trippin.

You best not be spuddin.

by Mathew Meyer April 19, 2005

Spunkachino

When you bust during intercourse and keep thrusting making your spunk frothy like a cappuccino. Sometimes resulting in a goppy mess on your thigh or forearm

This Bitch left my spunkachino all over my junk like it was the thing to do.

by DumpstaRida September 25, 2009

spunk bunker

A private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. Often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.

man 1: Where is Jeremy?
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew

by Slavasonic June 22, 2011

Spurglar

A spurglar is a woman who steals sperm to “accidentally” fall pregnant.
A woman who tricks a man into having a baby.

You know he never wanted a baby. She tricked him. She is a spurglar.

by Jay Fro August 26, 2013