The unspeakably boring hobby of walking under electricity pylons with a pen and notepad and writing down the serial numbers from the pylons. Perfect hobby for those who can't get laid.
Joe: What do you like to do in your spare time?
Schmoe: I go pylon spotting.
Joe: That's so uncool. Get a life!
Schmoe: I go pylon spotting.
Joe: That's so uncool. Get a life!
by Big Aitch November 29, 2003
Get the pylon spotting mug.1. An exclamation between men used to express sexual interest in a third party. (i.e. the "sound" of a sudden erection.)
2. A derogatory expression applied to someone who has stopped thinking rationally because of sexual attraction.
see also wordboing/word and wordshwing/word
2. A derogatory expression applied to someone who has stopped thinking rationally because of sexual attraction.
see also wordboing/word and wordshwing/word
1. Joe: "Whoa, check out that hottie."
Frank: "SPROING!"
2. Joe: "I was right in the middle of talking to Frank and he just got this glazed look and wandered over to the bar."
Ted: "Sproing."
Joe: "Oh." (looks over at the bar) "She's cute."
Frank: "SPROING!"
2. Joe: "I was right in the middle of talking to Frank and he just got this glazed look and wandered over to the bar."
Ted: "Sproing."
Joe: "Oh." (looks over at the bar) "She's cute."
by C. Seggelin November 7, 2003
Get the sproing mug.Related Words
Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.
by Morik June 14, 2010
Get the Sporting a Weasely mug.A sport in which teenage girls take part in, usually while shopping, where they look out for attactive males and point them out to each other.
1. "We really need to do some hottie spotting this weekend when we go shopping.."
2. "Oh my gosh yesterday i saw this gorgeous guy while me and Sarah were hottie spotting!"
2. "Oh my gosh yesterday i saw this gorgeous guy while me and Sarah were hottie spotting!"
by tlj07 December 15, 2008
Get the Hottie Spotting mug.the deliberate practice of searching for those who can be classified as a "Bro."
To be specific,spotting those who wear polos, wear rainbow flip flops, listen to Dave Matthews and Jack Johnson, and play game cube in their spare time.
If a bro is spotted, you can make sure that they truly are a bro, even if they aren't dressed accordingly, by raising your hand and shouting " Sup bro." If the suspect is truly a bro, he will raise his hand or reply back.
To be specific,spotting those who wear polos, wear rainbow flip flops, listen to Dave Matthews and Jack Johnson, and play game cube in their spare time.
If a bro is spotted, you can make sure that they truly are a bro, even if they aren't dressed accordingly, by raising your hand and shouting " Sup bro." If the suspect is truly a bro, he will raise his hand or reply back.
by Christian Parnell March 27, 2008
Get the bro spotting mug.The erections that Jim Nance and Johnny Miller produce whenever they are able to work Tiger Woods name into a golf tournament broadcast. Which is, of course, whenever possible.
Jim Nance: Tom Watson hurt his elbow on the 6th Hole.
Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.
Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.
(off camera)
Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?
Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!
Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.
Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.
(off camera)
Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?
Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!
by Fist of Fury April 12, 2008
Get the Sporting Woods mug.Scroting, the act of a male adjusting his balls or cupping himself with actual contact, with no cloth or material divide.
by Spegbore September 2, 2007
Get the Scroting mug.