spoonered

When u get gloriously battred and just need a bit of quality time to yousrelf to allow the brin to function properly

Kirsty was pretty spoonered when she decided to spit in the jelly

by george March 31, 2003

sponsored

To kill. (Sponsorship(death)

"I'll sponsor you!" (takes out knife)

by Kat October 23, 2003

bomb.com/yamom sponsered by awesome

the shit

pia, courtney, and brittany are the bomb.com/yamom sponsered by awesome!!!

by coobird14 September 27, 2003

sponged

being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink; intoxicated:

were getting sponged tonight

by elietheliar September 2, 2010

spankered

To be very drunk, softer version of wankered

I was totally spankered last night

by BrigidC February 10, 2008

sponged

consuming/drinking alcohol, being drunk

wanna get sponged tonight?

by Lomez January 6, 2008

SpongeTeched

The act of being lured by scammsters into buying shares of a worthless garbage company then driving the price of those shares into the ground. Then the leaders of the company get arrested for fraud against the shareholders for various horrible acts.

Victim: Yo bro - I bought this stock and I turned a 1000% profit and the next day I was down 2000%.

Bro: OH damn bro! You mean you got SpongeTeched right in you ass!

by GotScrewed May 10, 2010