A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.
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A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in the females face, immediately followed by a facial golden shower.
She said she can't be caught with a trace of DNA after I blew in her face. So I pulled up with a sloppy dumptruck!
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"Dude WTF how sloppsy was she?"
"Enough to shit everywhere"
"Dude WTF how sloppsy was she?"
"Enough to shit everywhere"
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Jade drank a 30 rack by himself and is all over that girl like a SLOPPY RONALD.
Katie spilled her beer like a SLOPPY RONALD.
Jade drank a 30 rack by himself and is all over that girl like a SLOPPY RONALD.
Katie spilled her beer like a SLOPPY RONALD.
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