Let's go splooge some sloots!
Friend:Were you splooging her last night?
Me: I took her upstairs and drove the big ol' skin bus into tuna town. BURR
Friend:Were you splooging her last night?
Me: I took her upstairs and drove the big ol' skin bus into tuna town. BURR
by Joey Gaskell January 7, 2012
Get the Splooging mug.Bob: Hey, can I spoon your nuts inside your nutsack?
Joe: No, use a fork.
Bob: I'll just use my fingers.
Joe: Spooning the nuts is better.
Joe: No, use a fork.
Bob: I'll just use my fingers.
Joe: Spooning the nuts is better.
by YouOnKazoo22 July 1, 2018
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Gerund of the verb "To Soon": To apply a Korean "Old World" perspective to certain American experiences; To act in a manner that elicits shoulder shrugging from ones' offspring (Taiwanese synonym: "To Jer.")
"Why's Rich chewing out the waitress for giving him the wrong soda?" "Oh, he's just sooning -- he'll be done in a second."
by Bistrot Lepicier May 12, 2009
Get the Sooning mug.1) The act of intense spooning, whether platonic or not, possibly leading up to sex. Often referred to in the context where sex does not eventuate, leading to disappointment for one or both parties.
Her: "I was spooning furiously with Tom last night and he never fucking made any moves on me. I know he wanted to because I could feel his raging spooner through his pants."
Her: "I can't believe we didn't have sex last night. I was spooning furiously with this guy for an hour before I got bored and fell asleep."
Her: "I can't believe we didn't have sex last night. I was spooning furiously with this guy for an hour before I got bored and fell asleep."
by samsayton April 10, 2011
Get the Spooning Furiously mug.A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.A favored sexual positions among young coupls
by Allister Q January 15, 2006
Get the spooning mug.An act of cuddling, or snuggling where a male and female get together and lay back to chest with bent knees and legs to where they fit together like spoons.
John: "yo man I was spooning with this girl last night, she made me hard as a rock but she didn't feel the D"
by TurtleCorn March 2, 2015
Get the Spooning mug.A term a woman uses when she feels that she is losing an argument to a man and takes the cowardly route of the victim card.
Her: What, those girl-power memes I post every day are a way of my compensating for the lack of confidence I have in myself? Why don't you shut up and quit man-splaining it to me?
by JustnIst October 11, 2020
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