Dirty Spittoon

When you shave the females pubes & have the girl bend over while you chew them, and spit them into her ass.

"Damn, after giving your sister a dirty spittoon, I feel like a total sick-fuck."

by Frank B. Saxton September 2, 2007

Salty Spitoon

When a guy jizzes into a girls nostril

"David gave me a salty spitoon last night"

by Pepe Dankmeme April 22, 2016

splatooned

The act of splattering liquids all over someones face while they are sleeping. Experts will use feces or white paint to do this

Dude, I got splatooned last night by my dad!

by Ek4ns January 30, 2016

Splatoon

When you convulse wildly with diarrhea

The man couldn't make it to the bathroom in time so he splatooned all over the floor

by Shaggytor November 14, 2018

Emperor(Splatoon)

A Character In the splatoon manga. Currently dating rose.

For more information, Visit Dio brando's wiki page.

You can compare someone to Emperor(Splatoon) if their ego is bigger than their actual IQ.

by mellowmelmel November 6, 2018

Splatoon

Nintendo's version of Bukkake simulator.

The sultry act of Splatooning.

by Bhp1997 May 25, 2021

splition

In business this is the allocation of the proceeds amongst all of the entities in the ecosystem.

If the end-user pays $1.00, then how that dollar gets allocated to the reseller, agents, brokers, the distributor, the manufacturer and the other entities eating off of the dollar is the "splition".

by Business Guy May 28, 2010