Spagretti

The act of eating too much spaghetti then regretting it later.

I can't believe I ate all that spaghetti. I now have spagretti.

by Callaway Jallaway December 30, 2011

spaghetti wank

A spaghetti wank is where you masturbate using a thin tube, such as dry spagehtti, and insert into your uretha - piss tube - to provide sexual pleasure.

Bill: I had a spaghetti wank earlier.
Ted: Oh

by Emily Davis November 2, 2006

spaghetti straps

An extra small T-shirt with the sleaves and top removed revealing the shoulders and arms, with tiny pasta noodle-like straps. They can be seen on UC campuses each year in early March.

Damn is it spring already? Imma hollar at that breazie with the bebe spaghetti straps.

by Lajollabiker May 3, 2006

spaghetti-straight

Pretending to be sexually attracted to the opposite sex (straight), but not able to hold up the pretense under pressure.

“Spaghetti is only straight until it hits hot water."

- The Proper Care of Actors, chapter 4 by afrocurl, Clear_Liqueur, Clocks, and Etharei

“Do you really have impeccable gaydar?” ...

“Of course! Let me prove it to you,” he said as he turned to face the rest of the club and proceeded to point at random patrons in rapid-fire succession, “Straight, gay, gay, straight, spaghetti-straight--"

by anemix June 29, 2014

Wet spaghetti

Slang for someone that is clearly not straight ( Spaghetti ), but is in denial.

Froom the saying "you're straight as a wet noodle"

My gaydar says this person is wet spaghetti

by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

ghetto spaghetti

1.Top ramen noodles with ketchup on it.

2. Common meal option the few days before the welfare check comes.

My baby mama make some good ghetto spaghetti. Mmm-mmm!

by Bully Girl July 25, 2006

spaghetto

a single strand of spaghetti.

To test for doneness, my children would often throw a spaghetto at the wall. If it stuck there, the spaghetti was ready.

by Stevebone March 30, 2011