Spadling

Using a Squirrel on a Trampoline to mushroom slap an anus.

Squirrel on a Trampoline-spreading the srotum and flapping the flacid penis vigorously up and down

Past tense-spadled

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I went to the pool surprise spadled my neighbor while she was tanning.
Guy 1: Nice! You can't go wrong with spadling.

by Mr spadles September 3, 2013

Skeeling

The act of death due to oxygen exposure

My fish is skeeling on the floor right now

by Doctor Dynamo February 11, 2017

speedblind

A symptom of driving way too fast, way too often. It basically means that you are so used to going fast that you do not realize you are speeding.

I need to either drive like a human or not be driving at all. No jk I've really got speedblind like it doesn't feel that fast anymore. Need to stop it before something serious happens

by Dream192837 November 17, 2019

sheepling

Meaning a young sheep but is typically used to refer to somebody called Katie

Come on Katie, my little sheepling

by Lord Patel of Norfolk January 26, 2022

Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.

"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"

by The Sandal Wearer August 11, 2016

Speeding Ticket

This occurs when a dude, probably a virgin, is about to have sex with a chick but in his supreme excitement, blows his load before he even gets his pants off. In the case of the speeding ticket, the girl gives him a piece of paper with a penalty of her choosing written on it. The guy must follow the instructions or she will tell of his premature ejaculation.

Dude, somebody told me Gunther got a speeding ticket from Alyssa last night and she made him eat his cum. Fuck, what a tool.

by golferdude712 February 23, 2009

seeding

The act of spreading marijuana seeds. Throw them in your school lawn, football fields, local businesses. Anywhere is a good place for green. Throw handfuls of them. Make them grow everywhere. Make it a huge problem for law enforcement.

lil johnny got caught seeding the police station now hes locked up

by niggan8 July 12, 2006