Get out my spatula

To become angry or enraged, and prepare to freak out. (since one would presumably need a spatula to flip a shit)

When Alice forgot to do her portion of the project again, i proceeded to get out my spatula.

by Saepe Fidelis July 27, 2012

lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula

A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA

Yo Ricardo lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula.

by fireboss518 October 21, 2015

Diaper Spatula

A spatula made for flinging poop

Lets go to a diaper spatula contest today

by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 16, 2017

Poop Spatula

A word used to describe a nasty tasting sandwich that uses patties, used to describe horrible burgers

Eugh...this burger tastes like Poop Spatulas....

by FardMaker November 22, 2021

Indiana spatula

When you insert the handle end of your spatula into your vagina and continue to cook with it.

She used her Indiana spatula to make that sausage.

by xCrimsonPeachx May 5, 2024

Wendy spatula

Wendy spatula is a phrase that is commonly used too describe a person that can use a spatula and other cooking equipment extremely well. Also, the phrase may be used for someone who cooks very well. Someone who can flip pancakes well may be referred too as "Wendy spatula". The person who is called "Wendy spatula" is usually a smart and artist person.

"Woah! He flips burgers so well he is a Wendy spatula."
"I wish I was a Wendy spatula, I am so bad at cooking."
"She is such a Wendy spatula!"

by I'm weird af August 12, 2017

spatulaed

To be scraped off of a surface with force.

The dead possum was spatulaed off the side of the road.

The slime was spatulaed of the floor after sitting there for 2 weeks.

by RaisingtheCurtins September 20, 2021