When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula
Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!
*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!
*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*
by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018
Use your dick and wedge it between your partner's butt cheeks. Make room for an egg, place the egg in his/her butt hole. Have him/her crack the egg w/ their ass cheeks, scramble the egg around with your dick.
Jimmy woke up one sunday morning craving a Las Vegas Spatula. Luckily your Mom was right there with a carton of eggs. :)
by Cara Lewin November 9, 2006
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by aidan sucks cock March 2, 2004
Just read his definition for joe b special thats all i have to say. fucking twat spatula!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dimebagchad April 26, 2009
The act of slapping your cock on your significant others ass whilst placing ones thumb in her anal cavity. To add pleasure, it helps if she yodels war cries from the alamo.
"Me and Veronica last night wanted to try something kinky so I gave that bitch a San Antonio spatula"
"Nice man"
"Nice man"
by Kroger Gas October 7, 2016
The Hydro-dynamic spatula is a spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive. It appears in the episodes "Help Wanted" and "Sharks vs. Pods" and in the music video "Thank Gosh It's Monday." It also appears in the online game Anchovy Feeding Frenzy.
It has a normal spatula as a base but has two other spatulas attached to either side of it. Therefore, it is like a fork of three spatulas. There is a black stalk or areal on the top with a red L.E.D. light on top of that which flashes.
It has two known abilities: propelling the user skywards and having multiple spatula heads. Said multiple spatula heads enable the user to cook patties quicker and more efficiently.
It has a normal spatula as a base but has two other spatulas attached to either side of it. Therefore, it is like a fork of three spatulas. There is a black stalk or areal on the top with a red L.E.D. light on top of that which flashes.
It has two known abilities: propelling the user skywards and having multiple spatula heads. Said multiple spatula heads enable the user to cook patties quicker and more efficiently.
"One hydro-dynamic spatula with port-and-starboard attachments, and let's not forget the turbo drive!" - Spongebob
by Cum-Rad July 9, 2019
A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.
by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022