spatula attack

When a spatula is inserted up the rectum of an adversary.

Adversary: "Oh please don't spatula attack me"
Insertation: Schlurp
You: "You have been have been spatula attacked"
Adversary: "Ohhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo i lost my SA virginity"

by JJ to the max March 10, 2008

Dirty Spatula

A "dirty spatula" is when a guy has junk shat upon, and then stomped upon with platform shoes.

It may not be the most profoundly disturbing or even most potentially damaging sexual act ever conceived, but I would not care to be on the receiving end of a "dirty spatula", if you know what I mean.

by Mattzog and Kilna February 12, 2008

Trump spatula

An orange spatula with messy blonde hair.

Did you see Trump spatula?

by What knife? October 22, 2017

cock spatula

The device used by older men for inserting their old saggy balls into a woman's vagina.

Hey guys, I used my new cock spatula last night to shimmy my old saggy cock and balls into my lady's punanny.

by cockspatula December 30, 2011

count spatula

someone who specializes in having anal sex with all his chick friends. also means to have a big dick

yo look at my count spatula
im so count cpatula

by muthafucka6666666 September 24, 2009

ass spatula

when your ass is full of crap and you cant make it come out so you use a spatula

Gregory, get me the ASS SPATULA i cant seem to get this shit off.

by the magical flying canon man March 5, 2003

Cunt Spatula

When a man/woman licks an dirty vagina with toilet paper remains stuck to the vagina. Considered a insult to both the person licking the vagina and the person who`s vagina is being licked.

EX:Jenny was a Cunt spatula last night.
EX:Greg is a Cunt Spatula.

by Middle Morgan S April 26, 2009