spasticated

people with a serious mental health problem. americans, pikeys, townies, vegetarians.

god that american townie is really really spazticated!!!

by louise April 12, 2004

spastic colon

when colons go crazy

that thing just sprays spastically now, damn spastic colon

by johnjacknamez November 19, 2007

crack spastic

An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread

"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"

"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"

by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007

spatical

Being of ninja like reflexes.
so fast, it breaks the speed of radical and spatial movement

did you see him playing tetris, he moved so spatical I couldn't keep up.

by nikko roflio July 18, 2009

Smarticals

A: In reference to having multiple smarts in your head, as related to the brain cell.

B: A collection of smarts in the cranium.

C: One being of sound mind.

See also: Smartical, Smarts, Brain,

Note: Often used in sarcasm.

"If you hit your head on that wall again you're going to lose more of your smarticals!"

"I do have smarticals! I ace all of my classes!"

by Torphius March 7, 2009

Spastic Pussy

When ones Vagina has become "twitchy" and unable to be inserted by any penis or likewise object due to the "twitchy" pussy causing pain and discomfort.

Example 1 - My spastic pussy means my boyfriend has had to seek intercourse elsewhere.

Example 2 - I have had to go and see a psychiatrist to get my spastic pussy fixed and overcome my mental issues surrounding it.

Example 3- I had some cells removed from my pussy now it's all tight and twitchy like a spastic pussy.

by Nate Eats November 11, 2013

Spaz/Spastic

A unfriendly term to call someone idiotic. The term was derived from spasticity, a muscle problem which involves extreme reflex and weakened muscles.

You're a Spaz/Spastic
You're a Spastic Diplegia sufferer
You're a Retard
That's not cool dude :(

by Rydium July 24, 2010