sperm spasm

when a whore sticks her tongue into the male anus and tickles the prostrate.

omg! kira just told me she likes to eat ass, she's such a sperm spasm.

by spyncter_pinch February 6, 2010

Bitch Spasm

The act of shaking and spazzing like a little bitch for absolutely no reason at all.

"Hey did you see Seth Rollins do his little bitch spasms whilst coming down to the ring?"

"Damn it! Tyler Black and his stupid bitch spasms are a major reason in the decline in quality of Ring of Honor"

by Jon Moxley December 7, 2012

Piss Spasm

That dance you go when you really gotta go.

Larry had been holding it for a while, so I wasn't suprised when he had a Piss Spasm and ran to the bathroom.

by jeffbarstaff April 8, 2010

Gobble dee gook spasm

The exact point of reflux during deep fellatio inflicted upon the female throat.

Lara: I went down on Steve the other night and almost spewed, he shoved my head down to far..

Jess: oh.. You mean you experienced a gobble dee gook spasm?

by stink wizard November 21, 2013

pussy spasm

An episode of depression that men experience that causes them to be turned into sobbing crybabies.

Dude, why're you crying?" "Sorry, man, I was just having a pussy spasm.

by jmorgy December 7, 2010

giz spasm

when ejaculating, cum keeps spraying out for a prolonged period of time, sometimes spurting out, often combined with uncontrollable shaking of the pelvis.

dude, i just had an uncontrollable giz spasm that lasted for like 2 minutes straight

by eric667835 May 22, 2011

Dance spasm

Involuntary muscle movement that occurs when one hears a conjunction of joyful sounds and rhythms.

"What happened to your car?!?" Me: "I was distracted due to a dance spasm and drove it off the road..."

by shanandrew May 18, 2020