pussy sailing

The act of tying a very loose woman to the mast of a ship and pulling her lips apart in order to catch wind

we went pussy sailing with Bianca last weekend and we went faster than my buddys speedboat.

by jeffery r. sutherfizzle March 15, 2010

Torrey Pines Sailing Team

A bunch of retards banded together to sail boats, who fight over retarded things, led by retards, funded by retards, and supported by rich retards

Did you hear about the torrey pines sailing team?
Yeah can’t remember the last time they stopped fighting and won a race

by Dipdip123 September 24, 2018

Nemanja smiling

A act that never happened

Those who say they saw him smiling were lost the very next day they saw him smiling

1:I saw Nemanja smiling
2:no no you dint
1:but i-
2:no
1:ok

by Fuckyoupetre October 31, 2021

Sailing

To drink Sailor Jerrys Rum

"Yo dude, wanna go sailing later?"
or
"Bruce is sailing this evening!"

by hanw June 18, 2008

over actively smiling disorder (osd)

A rare genetic disorder Where a person smiles excessively and can,t stop smiling under their own will event under depressing simulations

over actively smiling disorder (osd)- symptoms include Person smiles a lot, laughs a lot, is always happy

by Muslim1 December 17, 2009

sailing

The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.

I'm gonna go sailing

by yo momma December 4, 2003

smiling from across the room

When the person wants to rape you.

Me: hey that man keeps staring at me

Other: yea that's angel, when he is smiling from across the room he wants to rape you.

by Istealstuff December 30, 2012