shit socket

Yet another term for a woman's behind.

She's got a nice looking shit socket.

by Spaif Bizmack April 20, 2005

Dick Socket

A person who inserts penises into their orafices. Much the way an electical socket recieves the plug of a lamp toaster or other electical device.

1. Shut the fuck up you dick socket.
2. Hey buddy... Go stick it in your dick socket!
3. When I go out of the county i normaly bring my dick socket adapter so i can charge my phone and electric shaver.

by Dankalot December 27, 2014

dick socket

A fool. An absolute tool.

Oh fuck him...he's a dick socket anyway.

by Squirrelly May 31, 2004

socket love

The act of making love to an eye socket.

Hey there Mr. Skull...you look like you could use some socket love.

by 13 March 26, 2003

weasel socket

A Supple and moist Pussy, Ass or Mouth that throbs for a Stiff Cock

"Cum amd put that hard cock in my Weasel Socket."

by Supple January 12, 2007

popped a socket

So overly checking someone out that your eyeball separates from its socket.

My girlfriend Amy and I were at the beach last Saturday and you should've seen this girl in this bikini. I literally popped a socket. Fortunately Amy didn't see me or I would've been seriously screwed.

by rocketman1 September 22, 2006

Cock Socket

Slang for a female that you want to fuck.
alt: Slang for the holes in the female you want to fuck.

She looks piss drunk. I'm gonna ram that cock socket all fucking night mother fucker!

by Chris June 7, 2003