Shamrock Shower

Urinating on a sexual partner during intercourse after ingesting large amounts of asparagus

Yo! I gave that bitch a shamrock shower like a muther fucker!

by opeake April 12, 2011

grower not a shower

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.

After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

shower arms

When guys have really muscles arms. So big that they are able to hold a girl up in the shower. For sex.

"OMG did you see him?" "Oh yeah total shower arms!"

by here is my definition April 9, 2009

James Bond Shower

When one showers in hot water, then rinses in ice cold water right before turning off the faucet.

I took a James Bond Shower today... It made my hair shiny and it flushed away lactic acid in my muscles!

by iammeyo February 21, 2011

middle school shower

The school gym shower in middle school. It is the first time students are forced to get naked and shower around their friends and classmates at school. Older schools have a communal shower, in which no one can hide anything, and anyone can see how developed their classmates have gotten in terms of dick/boob size and public hair. Some students are humiliated by this, while others are proud to show off. Reactions to erections can vary - sometimes they are ridiculed, and sometimes they cause other students to get erections.

Jacob: Did you enjoy the middle school shower?

James: I did! I had the biggest dick of all my classmates! What about you?

Jacob: I didn't have any pubic hair at the beginning, so I got teased, and I got an erection almost every day, no matter how hard I tried not to.

by naked streaker August 6, 2019

Hot shower

A regular shower, but with me in it.

Shower: "I'm just a regular shower."
*Altrows walks into the shower.*
Shower: "Man, I'm a Hot shower."

by DTROWS December 7, 2013

Silkwood shower

A Silkwood shower is a very long, hot shower taken to disinfect and decontaminate oneself from environmentally acquired smells such as smoke or food.

The term stems from the name Karen Silkwood. She was a chemical technician who died under mysterious circumstances after raising issues of contamination at the plant where she worked.

In 1983 a movie named Silkwood was released which starred Meryl Streep, Kurt Russell, and Cher. There is a decontamination shower scene in that film which is the basis for the term being coined.

I had to take a Silkwood shower when I got home from that party since I smelled like an ash tray cooked on a open flame BBQ grill covered in hot sauce.

by Anna Wolf November 28, 2007