Slurage

Slurage: The act of grammatical laziness causing one to inconsistently add and/or subtract letters from a word creating a sometimes more efficient figure of speech. In the construction of a Slurage one will find the possibilities to be as endless, dangerous, amusing, witty, ugly, random, and will come to realize that the benefits of their Slurage to mankind are not only minimal but are as non-existent as the leprechaun in Alabama.

EX: A worthless potato may choose to mash the words those and were together giving water birth to the new slurage - Twer.

Bruce Springsteen Slurage: "Twer the glory days."

Bryan Adams Summer of '69 Slurage: "Twer the best days of my life."

Hillbilly pip-squeak slurage: "Twer mine!!!"

by Bildog October 12, 2011

perma-slur

When you have consumed enough alcohol and or illegal substances to kill off a few brain cells used for speaking. Resulting in slurring most of your words.

whats up mannnn i havn seeeennnnn youuuuu in foreverrrr.

what are you saying dude?

I have a fuckingggg perma-slurrrrrr.

by yourpseudonym. June 28, 2010

Slert

A slut who is very flirty. This is spelled with a "ert" to stress the sound.

There she goes again slert'n it up with johnny p.

by LSP TRILLA May 15, 2010

slunting

The act of hunting for sluts. A combination of two words that were already perfect in hunting and slut to make one super awesome word slunting.

Last night I went out slunting and this morning I woke in a strange bed.

by slunter25 February 18, 2013

slur

1) to speak incoherntly esp. while intoxicated or due to a speaking disabilty like a lisp
2)To slander /to be slack tongued/an aspersion or disparaging remark
3)To say something that is ridiculous , inarticulate or purely obtuse

1)waassupppppp mannnn , howwwzzz youuu ....
2)i waz goingz therez
3)Stop using derisory racist slurs
4)yaooo maan u dawgy dog.(??wth is that)

by ZORKI ZORK December 23, 2005

slunt

a person who is a slut and a cunt at the same time (usually used when you don't feel rude enough to call someone a straight cunt, it just sounds nicer!)

That girl is acting like such a dirty slunt.

by fish24 May 18, 2009

Whore Slunt Cunt Bitch

someone who is a whore (one who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for money) a slunt, (someone who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for money and fun), a cunt, ( a mega bitch) and a bitch (a normal bitch). This combination only occurs under the most inebriated of circumstances.

Dave: Oh my god, he was calling Rebecca a whore slunt cunt bitch last night!

Isabella: Yeah, well she deserved it!

by rectal fun April 25, 2010