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Cherry Slurpy

A Cherry Slurpy is when you drink a womans menstrual discharge out of her vagina with a straw.
My girlfriends on the rag and I had a Cherry Slurpy last night.
by CaseyB2050 March 30, 2009
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Slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist

When you’re getting a blowjob and your girl decides to slobber all over your knob while moving her hands in opposite directions all the while you have your hand mixed in her hair and you can’t help but lay there like a blubbering seal.

WARNING: This will give her the pants in the relationship
Man Sarah gave me that slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist last night, and I can look her in the eyes anymore.
by RBGTheGod December 23, 2018
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anal slurpie

A guy has anal intercourse with a lady friend. The guy then ejaculates inside her rectum, after urinates inside also, and finishes it with a chocolate topping called poop. The guy then takes a straw and stirs it for a couple seconds then enjoys his "dairy treat."
Girl, that anal slurpie was tasty.
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Salty Slurpie

When a man freezes a large amount of his jizz and makes slurpies out of it.
Mary: Hey Matt, why does this slurpie taste so salty?

Matt: Oh, it's actually a Salty Slurpie..
by ZEE SUPER GERMAN! February 5, 2010
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Brazillian slurpie

This is when you take either a friends drink, or just someone you really despise, and you cum inside of it and you sit back and watch them drink it.
Dude I finally got that jerk back by giving him a Brazillian slurpie.
by Atomsk_SPK May 19, 2009
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chocolate slurpy

making a girl suck you off after you had anal intercourse with her
After getting my dessert in the back Jane begged me for a chocolate slurpy.
by BLAHHHHHH November 15, 2003
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Bahama Slurpy

The sexual act, where a female is slurping a drink (alcoholic/or not) from a straw, performing a blow job simultaneously
Dude, she was so thirsty, she gave me a Bahama Slurpy
by 808WB November 26, 2013
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