North Ft Myers Shopping cart

When you try and scoot your dog with your foot and you actually swipe your dogs ass with your foot

My dog wouldn’t get out of the way until I gave him the North Ft Myers Shopping cart!.

by Baxapp February 15, 2019

shopping spree

Goin to a mall and blowin all ur money on everythin u can get ur hands on... Especially the essentials like clothes, jewelry, and makeup.

Girl: I won a $2,000 shopping spree at TNA! I'm headin there rite now, wanna come?
Friend: Hell, ya! Let's move.

by blogger_08 January 17, 2006

basket shopping

Slang; gathering an idea of how large a man's penis is by looking at his "package" underneath his pants.

She couldn't help basket shopping with all the tight pants being worn by men around her.

by Silence Dogood May 14, 2005

Slapping Ben Franklin

A euphemism meaning to masturbate.

I found some hot porn and was Slapping Ben Franklin all night.

by Barbecued Ribs April 30, 2010

apartment shopping

A substitute expression for a one night stand. Works particularly well for any corporate or other politically sensitive situations.

Co-worker 1: "Dude, What happened to you after the bar last night? The last time I saw you, you were talking to that new girl from accounts payable."

(Supervisor enters break room)

Co-worker 2: "I was...apartment shopping. The apartment was nice, but it was "roomier" than I prefer."

by rjhotts January 18, 2007

super fly hobo slipping

A sport in which participants dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and race a greased-up hobo in a shopping cart through an obstacle course, such as a mall or department store. Extra points are awarded for business transactions made along the way for those who mistake you for a real pimp.

For the third year in a row, Jon is the Regional Super Fly Hobo Slipping Champion.

by Angus June 8, 2003

shopping sherpa

A husband dragged to the mall to carry the shopping bags, while his wife depletes yet another credit card.

Becky is off to Nordstroms again, and I'm obliged to come along as her shopping sherpa.

by Lew Mills September 26, 2007