blogger_08's definitions

cell phone

One of the best inventions ever. For you dimwits who've been living under a rock for the past 10 years, a cell phone is a miniature phone that you can carry around with you, and features text messaging, a shorter version of email. As I was saying, an awesome invention. I don't kno wut i'd do w/out mine...

I'll text you on my cell phone on the way.

by blogger_08 January 22, 2006

New York City

The best city in the world!!! New York is home to several very famous tourist attractions, among them the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State Building. The Big City is one of the fashion capitals of the world, and no wonder, what with fifth avenue. Some of their really great stores include Barney's, Saks Fifth Avenue, and Sephora. NYC is also a celebrity hot spot, with tons of awesome clubs, where celebrities like MK & A hang out. There's no doubt about it: NEW YORK ROX!!!

I'm going shopping at the original Saks, in New York City!

by blogger_08 January 21, 2006

pissed

When someone gets really drunk, like where they start slurring and can't walk straight.

Drunk guy: ulookhotttt...wannafuckwithme?
Girl: Fuck off! I dont do it with guys who are pissed.

by blogger_08 January 21, 2006

Simon Cowell

The judge on American Idol who makes the show worth watching. He always breaks it to the contestants who can't sing that they suck, and always has something extremely critical to say. He's why the show's such a success; his critiques are actually pretty funny when u think about it.

In Season 5, after giving an (overweight) woman a golden ticket, Simon Cowell remarked "I hope they made the stage bigger this year." At first, this might seem really harsh. But when you think about it, he's actually really funny!

by blogger_08 January 20, 2006

shopping spree

Goin to a mall and blowin all ur money on everythin u can get ur hands on... Especially the essentials like clothes, jewelry, and makeup.

Girl: I won a $2,000 shopping spree at TNA! I'm headin there rite now, wanna come?
Friend: Hell, ya! Let's move.

by blogger_08 January 17, 2006

Family Guy

A hilarious cartoon comedy; definetely not for the children. Stewie, the baby genius, is my personal favourite. I lmfao every time i watch this show... i highly recomend it to anyone who enjoys rude comedies.

Did you watch Family Guy last nite? Wasn't Stewie HILARIOUS?!

by blogger_08 January 21, 2006

Ne-yo

An AMAZING artist, probably best known for his song So Sick.

Did you hear Ne-yo on the radio yesterday? His debut album is coming out on February 28.

by blogger_08 April 9, 2006