TomKat

The very current couple otherwise known as Tom Cruise and (formerly) Katie Holmes. These two were in the spotlight for most of '05, during which they met, became a couple, and got engaged. They are now expecting "TomKittens", and will be married either in the summer or fall of '06.
TomKat were recently visiting Kate's parents, but left 3 days early due to some issues between Tom and Kate's father.
by blogger_08 January 17, 2006
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Family Guy

A hilarious cartoon comedy; definetely not for the children. Stewie, the baby genius, is my personal favourite. I lmfao every time i watch this show... i highly recomend it to anyone who enjoys rude comedies.
Did you watch Family Guy last nite? Wasn't Stewie HILARIOUS?!
by blogger_08 January 21, 2006
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Ne-yo

An AMAZING artist, probably best known for his song So Sick.
Did you hear Ne-yo on the radio yesterday? His debut album is coming out on February 28.
by blogger_08 April 09, 2006
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pissed

When someone gets really drunk, like where they start slurring and can't walk straight.
Drunk guy: ulookhotttt...wannafuckwithme?
Girl: Fuck off! I dont do it with guys who are pissed.
by blogger_08 January 21, 2006
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stupid

1. Someone who is completely clueless and pathetic. This would be the perfect way to describe those guys in cartoons that go around salivating and saying, "duuuuuuhhhhhhh..."

2. Someone who isn't intelligent, like people who flunk school in grade one.

3. Something that is pointless and lame, like school, for instance.
1. "Look at that guy who keeps tripping over his own feet. He's SO STUPID!"

2. "I heard that Myrtle flunked out of grade one! That's why she's always unemployed; she's really stupid."

3. Uggghhh... School starts in a week. School is SO STUPID!
by blogger_08 January 22, 2006
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Simon Cowell

The judge on American Idol who makes the show worth watching. He always breaks it to the contestants who can't sing that they suck, and always has something extremely critical to say. He's why the show's such a success; his critiques are actually pretty funny when u think about it.
In Season 5, after giving an (overweight) woman a golden ticket, Simon Cowell remarked "I hope they made the stage bigger this year." At first, this might seem really harsh. But when you think about it, he's actually really funny!
by blogger_08 January 20, 2006
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cell phone

One of the best inventions ever. For you dimwits who've been living under a rock for the past 10 years, a cell phone is a miniature phone that you can carry around with you, and features text messaging, a shorter version of email. As I was saying, an awesome invention. I don't kno wut i'd do w/out mine...
I'll text you on my cell phone on the way.
by blogger_08 January 22, 2006
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