A sport in which participants dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and race a greased-up hobo in a shopping cart through an obstacle course, such as a mall or department store. Extra points are awarded for business transactions made along the way for those who mistake you for a real pimp.

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an urban sport in which players dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and try to steer greased hobos through an "obstacle course." (most often a mall or department store) extra points are awarded to players who engage in business transactions with bystanders who mistake them for real pimps.