the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

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Slurpee Slinger

A middle Eastern 7-Eleven employee

"I had to go back and address the Slurpee Slinger because he gave me Trojan Magnums instead of the regular size"

by Todd A. March 12, 2008

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Slingadoober

A slingadoober is a thing which is seen peripherally out of the corner of your eye which you cannot describe. Not to be confused with eyeworms or floaters.

I turned and thought I saw one of those slingadoobers.

by sternwise December 28, 2006

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singsong

when you speak in a annoying high and low pitch

chick 1 - "oh my gawd and then i was like no way and then he was like way and i was like oh my gawd thats like so totally weird and . . . "

chick 2 - "dude singsong is like so wrong"

by Killer Faery December 28, 2005

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boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006

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