Dick Slappington

1. An English blackman legend from the 18th century who was known to whip out his wang and leave welts on the faces of his enemies

2. The act of cockslapping with extreme prejudice

1. "Wow that Dick Slappington - he was a hero."

2. "Remember that girl from the party? I took her home and gave her a royal Dick Slappington!"

by Jooglin January 2, 2010

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Pad Slapper

A noob backyard mechanic who puts new break pads on old worn rotors and wonders why his breaks squeal.

Tony: Hey did you hear that car squealing down the road?
Mike: Yeah that guy must be a real pad slapper!

by n00b$layer April 25, 2013

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slappy balls

The sound of when you sit and your balls slap down on your legs making a "slappy" noise, or when "doing the dirty".

Guy: Jeez it's hot out here! I've been gettin slappy balls all day!

Girl: Maybe you sould go sit in the A/C so your nuts don't look like an old mans.

by TheMexicangrito October 5, 2012

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Slappy Nappy

Take an overfull cloth diaper, put in microwave on high for 5 minutes. While contents are still scalding hot, press into the face of an unsuspecting friend and scream ‘SURPRISE!!!’

Bill lost his sight and required skin grafts from 3rd degree burns on his face after his mate T-Bone gave him a Slappy Nappy!

by Red monster boy June 18, 2023

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Bitch Slappin Mad

Excited beyond self-control or the restraint of reason; inflamed by violent or uncontrollable desire to bitch slap someone, especially your co-workers but does not precede in the act.

I am so bitch slappin mad!

by sakite October 4, 2008

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