slackerocracy

A system of government, such as found in many fast food restaurants, where if one is NOT a slacker, one has no voice and is ostracized.

"My work-ethic and can-do attitude didn't fit in at the Waffle House slackerocracy, and they canned me for doing the right thing."

by Nimrod_Nation August 14, 2012

Slacker From the Boonies

disgusting weirdos

damnnnn you hangin with that Slacker From the Boonies ?

by stackinbands February 23, 2021

Slackerbagging

When you forget to bring your own bags to the store so you have to buy them.

“Where did you get all these bags?”
“I’ve been slackerbagging a LOT recently.”

by Travisaurus July 23, 2021

slackerdrive

Drive your man all around town and pay for the car, gas, insurance, etc. especially when out of henny and weed.

Julie: Where to next baby ?

De'Vontleroy: I tolds you !
Julie: Sorry. Want to swing through Popeyes or KFC too as I slackerdrive ?

by cut the cards December 27, 2022

story slacker

Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.

"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.

by bagitbabe October 9, 2008

Slutty Slacker

Someone that flirts with co-workers instead of doing their assigned task.

She is a Slutty Slacker today!

by Cat VonD March 24, 2010

slacker

A lazy-ass offspring of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A slacker puts off studying, learning, working. The slacker's favorite expression is "whatever."

Madison is a slacker. She never does her homework.

by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005