Simmer

The combination of a simp and a boomer, usually used to describe a teacher who gives bad grades depending on someones artistic skills and not they're research skills.

Random Guy: "Hey our English teacher is such a simmer"
Random Guy's Friend: "I know right they're so annoying, I will never get a good grade in the class."

by fistopayrespects December 8, 2020

simmel

An asian penis

That asian guy's simmel is massive in porportion to the rest of his body.

by plug19197 June 22, 2009

Sammed

To ejeculate or cause someone to orgasm without physical cause merely with eye-contact.

she looked at me and i totally Sammed in my pants.

by ewokery October 21, 2009

simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')

Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.

by Crebs January 15, 2010

Summed

Getting followed around by a creep. Someone who continuously stalks you

Twyla: You just summed me all around this party!! who are you?!?!
Alex: You're just so pretty.........

by chiccalovee August 1, 2011

Stimmed

A word derived from the popular Real-Time Strategy game by Blizzard (VU), StarCraft. It is derived from the stim pack. Past tense the act of using a stim pack.

He "stimmed" his marines.

by Stimmed December 28, 2009

simmer down

it's when a girl actually uses her lips or vagina lips over your penis or anus. (thus vibrating her vagina lips or lips of her mouth) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis, balls, anus, or testicles!

That girl gives good simmer down’s!!!

by john daniel johnson July 31, 2008