sellin tickets

When someone tells you they will do something, but end up not doing it. Also known as "front row tickets" or "front row boys."

"Did Julie ever come through last night?"
"No, she was sellin tickets"

"You promise you're gonna come with me tomorrow?"
"Yea, for sure."
"Alright, don't be sellin me no tickets."

by Nic1708 October 27, 2007

Silicone Nips

The nipples of a chick with hooter implants. The peak at the summit of the silicone mountain.

The only reason ears went to shindad was because he thought he was gonna get to suckle on mama K's silicone nips.

by BBMPs Big D January 6, 2010

selling like a god church

Some stupid shit jake Paul said!

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church.

by Selling like a god church October 30, 2017

Sibling Fucklery

Siblings that fuck each other. Brothers on Sisters, Sisters on Sisters, Brothers on Brothers, Brothers on Brothers while their Uncle watches from the closet.

Setting: Father of 2 daughters at bar with a friend.
Father: “I walked in to my oldest daughters room Late last night to borrow her iPad & witnessed both of my daughters in bed in the ‘69’ position. WTF???
Friend: “Sounds like you’ve got a case of ‘Sibling Fucklery’

by Litcunt February 4, 2020

Slap your sibling day

Slap your sibling day is 4th of december

*slaps*
OW! What was that for?
It's national slap your sibling day!

by ~secret sibling December 3, 2020

Silicon Burner

Any software application, most commonly a video game, that tends to overwork the CPU and other resources, very often leading to a freeze.

Hey I can't run GT4, it's a real silicon burner

by killerdove June 16, 2011

Sibling

Hell in a human form. Unfortunately, they related to you.

My younger sibling drew a self portrait of himself. With lipstick. All over my algebra homework.

by Captain Lieutenant November 29, 2015