Geoff: Off out for the night?
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.
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The insertion of an erect penis into another man's urethra, which presumably has been stretched over time (typically by way of an active and sometimes aggressive physical training regimen) in order to accommodate said insertion.
Shrimping ain't easy.
Bruce achieved a new level of intimacy by convincing Lance to engage in shrimping, aka the insertion of an erect penis (Bruce) into another man's urethra (Lance), which presumably has been stretched over time (typically by way of an active and sometimes aggressive physical training regimen) in order to accommodate said insertion.
Bruce achieved a new level of intimacy by convincing Lance to engage in shrimping, aka the insertion of an erect penis (Bruce) into another man's urethra (Lance), which presumably has been stretched over time (typically by way of an active and sometimes aggressive physical training regimen) in order to accommodate said insertion.
by Carl Weber January 9, 2010
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Get the shrimping mug.When a man and a woman must get it on, the redneck term is used when two people leave a party to do the deed quickly and return with knowing nods to their friends. Best done in a truck and in the woods.
I left a bonfire once with a girl to scrump (verb) in the woods breifly only to return and contimue with the party. So the act of scrumping would be defined as a quicky in an strange place during a strange time
by teveler December 26, 2005
Get the scrumping mug.A gloriously pointless and awesomely gross sexual move (see houdini) in which the man, upon ejaculating onto the back of his partner, takes a straw and slurps it all up. Gnarly to say the least. No reports of anyone actually doing it thus far.
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