spooning the toilet

The act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. Can also be observed if said person passes-out in position.

Approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on Josh's 21st birthday:

"Where's Josh?"

"He's already spooning the toilet."

"Did you get pictures?"

by bteen3 December 18, 2007

Shooting bunnies

A series of sudden farts that follow one another in quick succession.

He's shooting bunnies

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Shooting The Wall

When a parent, generally a Dad, tries to show off to your mates about how good he is at playing Black Ops. Having never played before, he spends the whole level unable to move about and "shooting the wall".

Teenager 1: Your Dad was well funny playing Black Ops, what a wasteman, he couldn't shoot or shank nothin man
Teenager 2: Yeah, he spent the whole game "shooting the wall" init blud...

by Jon66 January 19, 2013

Columbine Shooting Range

Columbine high school's shooting range, located in the lunch room, shut down in 1999

Don't come to health class today, all we did was watch a movie about the columbine shooting range

by My name Jeff please May 9, 2017

Platonic Spooning

A great way to keep warm and shelter your friend when it gets that little bit chilly at night, or it could be used as an opportunity to catch up on what they did that day. Platonic spooning is just like regular spooning, only it's with too friends. A great way to build camaraderie!

"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"

"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"

"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"

by Dr. Oot Erous November 7, 2012

shooting the breeze

to begin talking, or bs'ing

we were just shooting the breeze while waiting for Alaric to get to the bar.

by xteethx May 18, 2006

Shooting

The act of wearing artificially thin pants to the strip club in order to "shoot a load" from a lap dance. Experienced shooters may sand the crotch area of sweat pants down to a thin state to achieve a desired level of comfort. Applying lube to the groin area as well as shaving of the male genitalia are also common place among shooters.

Joe: Why are you changing pants man, were going to the strip club.

Brian: Dude, im going shooting if i'm going to pay all that money for a lap dance
.
Joe: Oh shit good call have you seen my sweats?

by Powerful Joe Rogan January 25, 2013