buttfucking shoes

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that one puts on when shit's gonna get real.

Mike: Holy cow!, John just put on his buttfucking shoes!!
Jason: Well, I guess Lisa better get ready for some anal action!

by Thegundy April 14, 2022

ass-kicking shoes

The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass

1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)

2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?

Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes

by batgod November 5, 2013

Shit Shoes

Simply being shoes that one changes into before performing the act of defecating in the bathroom, most commonly used in an office setting or other close encountering professions. The act of changing your shoes gives you a sense of "anonymity"in the bathroom for those who look under the stall to distinguish the occupant by the shoes he or she is wearing.

Whenever you do your business at the office, remember your Shit Shoes!

by xCastratedx July 31, 2011

car to bar shoes

Shoes which look great in the shops but walking around in can be painful. Therefore they are good only for going from a car (ie Taxi) directly to the bar, hence "car to bar" Having to walk around from the subway or so is murder.

Those stilettos are great, but they are strictly car to bar shoes.

by Seanasty February 1, 2007

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

One of the coolest quotes ever.

"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

shogstid

something that's really good or awesome. An expression of joy that something good happened.
Origin - Brooklinw/Boston slang

Guy 1:Hey, I got us tickets to that sold out concert.
Guy 2: Shogstid!

by Ju87s October 30, 2004

Shoes over telephone wires

Shoes over telephone wires signifies gang territory, a loss of a young life, a nearby drug dealer, or just kids being kids.

Don't knock on a strangers door and ask for weed, because there are shoes over telephone wires, nearby.

by GrandmaButterfly September 3, 2022