Shmoobing

Loitering around or otherwise doing nothing usefull

STOP SHMOOBING AROUND YOU IDIOT BE USEFULL

by TastaturKaempfer July 12, 2025

Shmooving

Shooting and Moving

were Shmooving out of here - Boss 01-01-2026

by icerun January 1, 2026

Shmotlight

A term used to modify "spotlight" in a dismissive way.

Hank: "I'm worried that if we bring him in, he'll take up too much of the spotlight."
Lenora: "Spotlight shmotlight. We should definitely bring him in."

by Tinkerbelle190 April 17, 2013

schmooping

When relaxed ball sack skin tightens up and becomes walnut like in shape.

When josh got out of the cold water his (balls) were schmooping.

by jogow January 9, 2014

Shmoking me

A phrase used to describe when someone is being unfair, a bitch, or just plain racist. Used by the people of Gates Chili in Rochester,NY. The h is used for emphasis and the phrase is said in a arrogant tone. Another iteration of this phrase is "Sucking me!"

Teacher:This is the second time you haven't handed in your homework, I guess I'll have to call your parents.
You: Why you shmoking me!?
bitch dicksuckingfuckteacherfuckmeinthebutt

by BichNiga August 10, 2016

Schmooping

The act of not doing your homework and finding answers on Schmoop.

He never did the homework and was finally caught schmooping.

by Kei88 May 18, 2017

Shmomming

Shopping and momming. all things mom related plus shopping. All while looking good while doing it.

I went to the post office, bank, returned a gift, picked up my daughter, grabbed groceries. I’ve been shmomming all day.

by KFunkalicious January 11, 2019