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Shitcon

Shitcon is like defcon but for shitting.
We better find a gas station soon, I'm at shitcon 1.
(Moments later)
I need to go home...I shit my pants.
by fattyJ April 21, 2006
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shitmoney

1) Very rich and/or snotty person often seeing themselves above you 2) A person usually easily mooched off of
*Damn dogg, I'm hungry. Let's go to shitmoneys house and take somma his food.

**Aight, how bout we grab some waffles and juiceboxes?
by NJC March 29, 2005
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shitsophrenia

Dementia poocox-
A psychotic disorder characterized by frequent scent detection of fecies. Often times shitsoprenics have multiple personalites in which one "face" carries on everyday smelling, but the other "face" intermittently becomes overwhelmed with the scent of man dumps. After years of untreated shitsophrenia subjects develop a poo-losophy and become distant from bathrooms altogether. As many cases advance through time subjects afflicted find themselves hallucinating and screaming until insanity pervades. At this point in the hallucinations, accidental suicide is prevalent as the subjects seek to plug their nose with anyhing they can find and eventually squish their brain.
"Dude it smells like baby brown paste like mass in here I gotta get out of here, oh wait, I guess it doesn't that must be my shitsophrenia acting up again."
by JoRoMo December 10, 2009
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Shitmon

A slang created by critics in the Pokémon community, used to express distaste, when Pokémon designs in a newer generation are lackluster.
Elitist Pokémon fanboy: Coalossal should have evolved into a locomotive train!
Pokémon Hater: Yeah thanks to James Turner... the art director of Pokémon SWSH, we have another poor rip off of Magmortar. Coalossal is a shitmon.
by Pokémon Hater April 25, 2022
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Bad shit son

Typically Said after a night of explosions at the yard a m80 at the damn or just flying down 95 with your infinity about to explode
Man did you see d man shoot the glock off the causeway man that’s bad shit son
by Chopperindabag March 10, 2019
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Holy Shitton

An ambiguously large number that is at least twice as large as a shitton, a portmanteau of "Holy Shit" and "Shitton"
Clone 12995: Dude, I just ate a holy shitton of enchiladas from Taco Clone!

Clone 65952: You're gonna shit yourself on the mission, you know.

Clone 12995: Yeah...
by cee-em-kay April 5, 2011
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shitsnacker

Person who talks a lot of crap. (From swedish "snack", slang for talk.)
- I got laid last night.
- Don't be such a shitsnacker!
by Billy Billy April 13, 2006
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