Shank

the act of excreting and then proceding to masturbate while sitting on the john. Les commonly known as a 'toilet chug', however, may be heard in some places.

Commonly done by people who enjoy both feelings and wish to enhance their orgasm

Rodrigo: dude, i love shitting and wanking equally as much.

Brent: You should shank dudee!! My uncle taught me how to do it! simple, saves time and is effective

by Bartholomew555666 May 7, 2009

Shank

The act of having a shit and a wank simultaneously, often placing both elements in a sandwich afterwards.

Ali: 'I just had a shank'

Zara: 'You're a dirty bastard'

Ali: ' And I'm gona put it in a sandwich'

Zara: 'Just leave'

by James/Zara February 21, 2009

Shank

a stabbing motion.

Bill: Anal-shank!!!

Tim: Ouch

by Bhuggy December 15, 2008

Shank

To masturbate in the shower.

To Masturbate aka to Wank.

And Shower are pronounced together in one word

Creating Shower-Wank =Shank

I going to have a shank

by Johnny3Tears October 23, 2008

Shank

Verb: to lift one leg or ass cheek and deliver a rousing fart.
Noun: the result of lifting one leg or ass cheek to deliver a rousing fart.

Verb: Dude, I was sitting in one of those old wooden chairs when I shanked one so loud people heard it down the hall.
Noun: Dude, was that your shank I heard down the hall? It echoed all the way to our room.

by whodemscotts July 8, 2011

Shank

1) A bladed weapon (knife). can be used as a verb.

2) The word 'shank' can also be a combination of s(hower) and (w)ank. Reffers to masturbating in the shower.

1a) I always carry a shank
1b) I shanked that bre

2) I just had a cheeky shank

by HaRoHe2 August 14, 2009

Shank

When a boy/girl gets lonely. Two things involved, Shower and Wank. Alone they are harmless, but when combined the most godly explosion of the nether-regions takes place - The Shank!!

brb, im going for a shank
holy crap that shank has drained me

by TheShankGuyLucas March 14, 2010