the act of excreting and then proceding to masturbate while sitting on the john. Les commonly known as a 'toilet chug', however, may be heard in some places.
Commonly done by people who enjoy both feelings and wish to enhance their orgasm
Commonly done by people who enjoy both feelings and wish to enhance their orgasm
Rodrigo: dude, i love shitting and wanking equally as much.
Brent: You should shank dudee!! My uncle taught me how to do it! simple, saves time and is effective
Brent: You should shank dudee!! My uncle taught me how to do it! simple, saves time and is effective
by Bartholomew555666 May 07, 2009
To masturbate in the shower.
To Masturbate aka to Wank.
And Shower are pronounced together in one word
Creating Shower-Wank =Shank
To Masturbate aka to Wank.
And Shower are pronounced together in one word
Creating Shower-Wank =Shank
by Johnny3Tears September 08, 2008
by SHANKRD March 29, 2010
The act of having a shit and a wank simultaneously, often placing both elements in a sandwich afterwards.
Ali: 'I just had a shank'
Zara: 'You're a dirty bastard'
Ali: ' And I'm gona put it in a sandwich'
Zara: 'Just leave'
Zara: 'You're a dirty bastard'
Ali: ' And I'm gona put it in a sandwich'
Zara: 'Just leave'
by James/Zara February 21, 2009
When a boy/girl gets lonely. Two things involved, Shower and Wank. Alone they are harmless, but when combined the most godly explosion of the nether-regions takes place - The Shank!!
by TheShankGuyLucas March 14, 2010
1) A bladed weapon (knife). can be used as a verb.
2) The word 'shank' can also be a combination of s(hower) and (w)ank. Reffers to masturbating in the shower.
2) The word 'shank' can also be a combination of s(hower) and (w)ank. Reffers to masturbating in the shower.
by HaRoHe2 August 13, 2009