Shank

To masturbate in the shower.

To Masturbate aka to Wank.

And Shower are pronounced together in one word

Creating Shower-Wank =Shank

I going to have a shank

by Johnny3Tears October 23, 2008

Shank

verb

North Carolina slang for pretending to pull someone's pants down as a joke

Me: "shank!"
My friend: "oh, I thought you were going to pull my pants down, that was funny."

by bigDandtheBoys June 8, 2011

Shank

The act of having a shit and a wank simultaneously, often placing both elements in a sandwich afterwards.

Ali: 'I just had a shank'

Zara: 'You're a dirty bastard'

Ali: ' And I'm gona put it in a sandwich'

Zara: 'Just leave'

by James/Zara February 21, 2009

Shank

A random word my doped up mother-in-law repeats.

SHANK AND THEN SHE SHANK SHANK AND I LOLD SHANK!!!

by SHANKRD March 28, 2010

Shank

Verb: to lift one leg or ass cheek and deliver a rousing fart.
Noun: the result of lifting one leg or ass cheek to deliver a rousing fart.

Verb: Dude, I was sitting in one of those old wooden chairs when I shanked one so loud people heard it down the hall.
Noun: Dude, was that your shank I heard down the hall? It echoed all the way to our room.

by whodemscotts July 8, 2011

Shank

When a boy/girl gets lonely. Two things involved, Shower and Wank. Alone they are harmless, but when combined the most godly explosion of the nether-regions takes place - The Shank!!

brb, im going for a shank
holy crap that shank has drained me

by TheShankGuyLucas March 14, 2010

Shank

1. A homemade knife, usually made out of scrap metal, glass, or anything that is sharp.

2. A stab in which a shanking knife "shanks" you right below the rib, or into the rib.

That man over there is going on a shanking rampage!

Excuse me, but i found a shank in my silverware napkin

Ouch. That shank really hurt. Don't do it again cracker.

by joren1122 March 10, 2009