the act of excreting and then proceding to masturbate while sitting on the john. Les commonly known as a 'toilet chug', however, may be heard in some places.
Commonly done by people who enjoy both feelings and wish to enhance their orgasm
Commonly done by people who enjoy both feelings and wish to enhance their orgasm
Rodrigo: dude, i love shitting and wanking equally as much.
Brent: You should shank dudee!! My uncle taught me how to do it! simple, saves time and is effective
Brent: You should shank dudee!! My uncle taught me how to do it! simple, saves time and is effective
by Bartholomew555666 May 7, 2009
Get the Shankmug. 
To masturbate in the shower.
To Masturbate aka to Wank.
And Shower are pronounced together in one word
Creating Shower-Wank =Shank
To Masturbate aka to Wank.
And Shower are pronounced together in one word
Creating Shower-Wank =Shank
I going to have a shank
by Johnny3Tears October 23, 2008
Get the Shankmug. by SHANKRD March 28, 2010
Get the Shankmug. Verb: to lift one leg or ass cheek and deliver a rousing fart.
Noun: the result of lifting one leg or ass cheek to deliver a rousing fart.
Noun: the result of lifting one leg or ass cheek to deliver a rousing fart.
Verb: Dude, I was sitting in one of those old wooden chairs when I shanked one so loud people heard it down the hall.
Noun: Dude, was that your shank I heard down the hall? It echoed all the way to our room.
Noun: Dude, was that your shank I heard down the hall? It echoed all the way to our room.
by whodemscotts July 8, 2011
Get the Shankmug. 1. A homemade knife, usually made out of scrap metal, glass, or anything that is sharp.
2. A stab in which a shanking knife "shanks" you right below the rib, or into the rib.
2. A stab in which a shanking knife "shanks" you right below the rib, or into the rib.
That man over there is going on a shanking rampage!
Excuse me, but i found a shank in my silverware napkin
Ouch. That shank really hurt. Don't do it again cracker.
Excuse me, but i found a shank in my silverware napkin
Ouch. That shank really hurt. Don't do it again cracker.
by joren1122 March 10, 2009
Get the Shankmug. When a boy/girl gets lonely. Two things involved, Shower and Wank. Alone they are harmless, but when combined the most godly explosion of the nether-regions takes place - The Shank!!
by TheShankGuyLucas March 14, 2010
Get the Shankmug.